On Sunday, you are not allowed to auction off a turtle in Kansas City, Missouri.
In Lehigh, Nebraska, it is against the law to sell donut holes.
No women can play Santa Claus in Minnesota.
It's against the law in Pennsylvania to go tadpole hunting on Sunday.
In Los Altos Hills, California, two or more joggers running together need a permit from the police.
Pet goldfish that make a disturbance are not allowed to ride buses in Seattle, Washington.
The US Government makes it a crime to give false weather reports.
In Maine, dentists cannot advertise that they sell false teeth.
In Oklahoma, you may not take a bite of another person's hamburger.
In New York, jury members on duty may not knit.
In Richmond, Virginia resteraunts, you may not flip a coin to see who pays for coffee.
You may not use an elephant to plow a cotton field in North Carolina.
Pickles in Connecticut must bounce.
You may not carry an ice cream cone in your pocket in Lexington, Kentucky.
Arlington, Virginia forbids dogs that growl.
No bull fighting, says the law in Kentucky.
The law in New Jersey says if you are eating in a resteraunt, you may not slurp soup.
Chicago outlaws juggling.
You must not make cabbage soup on Sunday in Ocean City, New Jersey, unless you cut the cabbage the day before.
You cannot keep snowballs in the refrigerator in Scottsbluff, Nebraska.
In Maryland, a woman may not go into her husband's pockets while he is sleeping.
Fire Island, New York bans the munching of chocolate-chip cookies on the beach.
In Utah, kids are not permitted to hitch their bicycles to airplanes.
In California, you may not enter a resteraunt on horseback.
On Sundays in Columbus, Ohio, you are not allowed to buy cornflakes.
In Topeka, Kansas, you may not serve wine in a teacup.
Norfolk, Virginia makes it a crime to keep a messy house.
A law in Massachusetts forbids putting tomatoes in clam chowder.
At outdoor concerts in Green, New York, you may not walk backwards on the sidewalk while munching peanuts.
And it's a fact. In Brooklyn, New York, donkeys are not allowed to sleep in bathtubs!
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