Noah

Noah built the ark most commodious
Filled with animal sounds most melodious
He said he'll like it much more
As he pondered the floor
If the place were not so mal-odious

Solomon's Dilema

The fight card was a good one
As far as those things go
Neither was an amateur
They'd long ago turned "pro"

The King's court the arena
King Sol the referee
Tho' I was just a tiny babe
They said the "purse" was me

I could barely comprehend
Just why the brouhaha
Main point of contention
Who were or weren't my ma?

I saw a large knife poised
All ready for incision
I was 'most "beside myself"
When Sol cried "split decision"

My little heart went pitter pat
As mom threw in the towel
But wisdom was her "second"
Her opponent out on foul !!

We have a happy ending
Cuz mother made a pact
She worships God Jehovah
Since she cleaned up her act!